Wednesday, September 03, 2014

An armed teacher Second-Amendmented himself in the foot!


As asked on DailyKos, "How long before one of those newly armed teachers accidentally Second Amendments himself in class?"

Answer: On the sixth day of classes.

But hey, just because a gun went off in a classroom, wounding the responsible gun owner, doesn't mean that having guns in classrooms will lead to gun accidents.

If only the teacher's foot was armed. The only thing that stops a bad pocket with a gun is a good foot with a gun.

Was the teacher's pocket on a psychotropic substances? Depressed? A loner? Did the teacher's pants pocket play violent video games or listen to Marilyn Manson?

Do we know if the foot was wearing baggy pants? Did the foot look like a thug? Have they run a toxicology test on the foot yet? We need to wait for all the facts to come in before we call this an accident.

There are a lot of questions here except whether this law is a good idea or not.

Update: http://www.localnews8.com/news/gun-fired-on-isu-campus/27845854

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