Sunday, September 02, 2012

ABC

"Always Be Closing."

Everybody remembers the immortal line from David Mamet's Glenngary Glenn Ross. Alex Baldwin berates a group of salesmen who are under-performing and says they are all fired as of tomorrow. The Daily Show takes this philosophy to the RNC.


What a simple idea: "run America like a business." It is so simple that it is completely idiotic.

You can't fire under-performing Americans anymore than you could fire under-performing states. Although, I'd love to.

Pack it up, red states. You are so fired! And not just for underperforming. You are fired for creating a hostile work environment with your treatment of the gays and non-Christians in this company country.



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